n-imrod:

“not much has changed but they lived underwater” that’s a pretty fucking huge change what the fuck busted

(Source: trehugger)

grungyminds:

If you’re a girl who likes girls, reblog. Imma follow every single one of you gorgeous women 😘

milkum:

when white boys make fun of girls getting drunk im kinda just like but have you seen white boys wasted. they start rapping and whispering into girls necks and start yelling racist shit to people on the street. when girls get wasted it just means we’re all super nice to each other in the bathroom and dance to beyonce

teamrocketing:

we all know this bitch who says “i can’t draw that well” and then they’re like

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shutupaubrey:

i love watching pets sleep bc you see their belly go up and down when they breathe and you’re like wow this is a lil living creature that’s all mine to play with

headingeastbound:
gahh i am sorry about your ex. that's the worst worst worst

Thanks honey. Some people are just not worth the time ✋😒 don’t think I’ve seen the word fat so many times in the same sentence

Oh Jesus

Just unblocked my ex off tumblr and all of her shitty messages have just popped up, aw man didn’t wanna just read that shit

panducky:

if you kiss my neck and bite my lip your pants are coming off.

(Source: reshirum)